Horny David

The horniest of all david's, primarly found in the wild and likes to prey on unexpected men.

I just saw a Horny David in the forest, watch out guys.

by Bsosvak January 30, 2016

David & Evangelina

The most adorable couple on the face of the earth.

you two are like david & evangelina

by yolonikka December 13, 2012

david morado

David...The kind of guy to try and smexy talk the lady’s but all he gets is a smack on the face,even though he sounds bad he is always loyal to his friends.

Omg your such a David morado

by Urbanlover69 March 14, 2018

Wavy David

A water wave used for riding a surfboard on.

Hey dude! I rode that wavy david all the way to the sand bra!

by Regal Man September 11, 2011

David Quakenbushed

To lose all your hopes and dreams to marrige and children.

It was too bad what happened to Tony. He got totally David Quakenbushed.

Jimmy has some really nice children. Its just too bad he had to get David Quakenbushed to get them.

Me and my friend were going to move to Portland, but somebody David Quakenbushed him.

by Li Fung Chang October 21, 2010

David Goodenough

This is a character from the french youtube channel Joueur Du Grenier. He is depicted as a man who passes everything off as "good enough" with a shrug.

One use it to personify excessive tendency to put things into perspective (sometimes in a ridiculous or careless way).
Also used for burlesque black humor when one is pointing out good things in dramatic situations.

*Listens to the last Justin Bieber album*
David Goodenough: It's not that bad, he looks good on the album cover !

*A wild fire is burning a forest*
David Goodenough: It doesn't seem THAT dangerous, and it will warm the animals up !

by Yuni Tsukiyama January 13, 2021

David Blowie

When you wear David Bowie inspired makeup to give a blowjob and your makeup ends up running down your face.

“Wow, why does your makeup look like that?”

“Girl, I gave him a David Blowie!”

by _whorewell_ June 18, 2018