state college high 

Phrase used to describe girls who are younger than 18 (still in high school). Usually used among guys at restaurants when checking out girls.

Stems from Central Pennsylvania, specifically State College, home to State College High School. Girls that don't go to Penn State University, usually attend State College High School. Therefore, it is important to distinguish between the two.

Guy 1: What do you think of that chick over there, pretty hot huh?

Guy 2: Yeah she definitely hot, but do you think she's State College High?

Guy 1: Good call, she's a little young.

state college high by Christoph602 October 7, 2010

los angeles harbor college 

City college in Wilmington,California.Where an AA degree is sure shot.However, Harbor College is known to have a lower transfer rate compared to that of El Camino College,also a city college.

Guy:Hey what's up?I heard you graduated.
Girl:Yeah from Carson High.I'm majoring in nursing.
Guy:Really?where?
Girl:At Los Angeles Harbor College.They have a super easy nursing program.

los angeles harbor college by RUDYpoo September 26, 2005

professional college student 

Any person who has been in college for more than 5 + years of college experience; The student with the most debt; Students who have attended a 2 year college but took 4-5 years to finish it or transferred or never graduate;Usually also known as under achievers;Students who has more friends than Tom in myspace; Excessive partier even in his/her late 30's; Student who has a 5 year old kid when they finally graduate; Just finishing his/her 4 year degree nearing upon his/her high school reunion.

Robert: What is going on Fred? What have you been up to since after we graduated in '96?

Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.

Robert: Really?

Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student

professional college student by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006

Bergen Community College 

Two-year public college located in Paramus and Lyndhurst, New Jersey. Typically serves the high schoolers who were unable to get into a real school, and is considered to be a joke to the students. Also, the destination for over half of high school graduating classes.

John: Where you going to school next year?
Brian: Bergen Community College. It'll be high school all over again.

Bergen Community College by Dumb Bergen Kid December 7, 2009

community college 

a school which fools non college material high school kids into thinking they are college material, just to get their tuition money.

Delaware county community college(Media, PA) suckered me into taking 4 years worth of classes for a worthless 2 year degree.

community college by Big D May 2, 2004

Joe College 

Joe College is the kid on campus that everybody wants at their parties. Kid always has his own party-packs, full of beers, pot, ADHD meds, and variety of other substances he could get his hands on (ex: half pack of cigs he stole from his roommate, Skoal, flavored condoms, and 151). He has no problem sacrificing his brains cells to complete that last cup chug before going out or ripping a whole pack of hoons to win a gentlemen's bet. Joe is a hero and an idol. When you look in the mirror, you want to see Joe College looking back.

-Yo did you hear Joe College did a butt funnel last night?

-Man that kid is tubular, but he's no Joe College.

-OO that kid's Joe College, he can do his homework, drink 5 nights a week, and he still manages to find to get laid once in a while.

Joe College by God's Gift to Partying July 24, 2010

Hunter College 

A Soviet Socialist Satellite Republic.

Student who is not Socialist: Hunter College, a place where if you do not subscribe to the party line, you will be sent to Siberia.

Hunter College by MK the Political Scientist March 14, 2010