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California license plate

what U get from DMV once U pay: money, get smog check, insurance, + kiss caleefornia govenator ass tax!!!
Yo dude my car won't pass smog test! what I do?? I know I look for California license plate with next year tag!!

3 out 4 amigos drive in LA without insurance, we don't need no stinking insurance we don't need to show our license we are mexican jaybanos u no mountian police....
by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006
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California Screendoor

Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.
I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!
by Sukikeri August 28, 2010
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Californiaing

When it's supposedly raining in California, but it's more like a thick mist that blows, moves, and soaks you like rain. It's very pansy like rain.
Girl: "I wore short shorts because i thought the marine layer would clear up, now it's raining!"

Boy: "It's not even rain, it's like.. intense mist."

Girl: "Then why am i soaked?"

Other Girl: "It's just Californiaing."
by SoCalDork October 5, 2010
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California Cloudy

The high you get from the California forests. It's how Californians stay above the clouds. They're too high to let the clouds keep them down.
by Nigga_Ralphie April 25, 2011
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california spinach

We gunna be hittin up that california spinach real hard this weekend.
by VolatileBeans November 8, 2013
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California raisin

The sexual act of giving a blow job to an elderly man with raisin in your mouth while giving him a purple nurpule
My shirt is covered with the organism from the steler California raisin I gave him
by Daddy church hill February 23, 2019
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California

A place where most people are pro-capitalist bootlickers. Many Californians benefit from capitalism and are protected by police officers. It is also very neo-liberal. California is not very progressive because they practice capitalism and their cities are crawling with cops.
California is oozing with capitalism
by ineedaspicegirl December 16, 2020
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