Chip-pan

The name for a chavvy person with a predictably bad diet consisting of fried food (due to the lack of education).

The chip-pans have arrived.

The chip-pan brigade.
He is a chip-pan.

by Heikey-duck December 1, 2016

chip it

Inserting your credit card into the chip reader.

Slide your card or chip it

by Ktelucas04 December 18, 2016

chip ham

Beaten pussy, not smooth, rough, lose

Damn her pussy was so chip ham bro she been getting a lot lately.

by jAKETHeB0$$ January 14, 2017

chip

tobbaco used to roll a spliff

yo u got some chip.
break off some chip off that cig.

by OG rasta December 5, 2018

Chips my Nips

Chips my Nips - used to describe the feeling you get when something occurs that really really annoys you. It is not a physical feeling, more a way of describing your level of irritation as a result of the occurance

Driver : *leaves the volume level on 27*
Me : “wow really?! You could’nt just turn it up to 28 could you?! You know how much that chips my nips. Am not happy.”

by lozzer1911 December 8, 2018

Banana chip

Kinda sweet, but the crunch can throw it all off. A bit of a bi-polar personality, something that seems good at first but too much of it can get yucky.

My ex boyfriend is a banana chip.

by MainRain October 13, 2018

Chips

Typical South African slang word referring to something that is easy.

That maths test was chips!

by Kylo6969 November 4, 2018