Blasted

The highest level of being under the influence of Marijuana. After the level of being Blasted.

Yo bro you blasted?

- haha no, yoo i am glasted 🤣🤣

Yo let’s go make some chicken noodle and put it on the oven to bake ?
- lmao this dude is Glasted already.

by Omega black wolf October 6, 2019

Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.

I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not

by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022

mac blast

A drink containing a mixture of all the carbonated beverages in your house and a packet of Mac & Cheese powder.

Nick was feeling frisky so he downed three MAC blasts then proceeded to vomit uncontrollably.

by TheScottsdaleHawk August 9, 2016

Baja Blast

1. Coming to you soon.

“If you meet Mountain Dew, you will find your pathway to cancer”.

“Sugar is in CO^3 Sinners, Like The Baja Blast, Love it”.

by -i s ii[]{!}// May 9, 2021

mamas baja blast

the fluid from a woman when her water breaks

she left her mamas baja blast all over the ground before she went to the hospital

by hardballhank June 13, 2024

ghetto blasted

Ghetto blasted (verb) is when an individual becomes intoxicated in a fashion that's popular in "the ghetto".

John and George were getting ghetto blasted on forties last night.

by panda_mandax13 January 18, 2014

Baja Blasted

Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.

Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."

by ScootyKart December 17, 2023