Joy of Sex beard

A beard similar to that of the illustrated male character in the book "The Joy of Sex." Specifically it is a full coverage beard with slight shag along the bottom of the jaw and dark in color.

Dude, you should shave. You're lookin' pretty shady with that Joy of Sex beard.

by The Guy behind The Guy May 10, 2008

bearded chalupa

A unshaven Femail Vagina, whos labia sticks out like a taco or a Chalupa

im going to tacobell can you pick me up a bearded Chalupa?
Hahaha, they dont have those at taco bell!

by Kaveman May 4, 2007

bearded monkey

female genitalia, also known as fanny or pussy, part of the female body that resembles a bearded monkey

the man went down on his bird and came face to face with a bearded monkey

by paul james November 26, 2007

bearded triangle

An area between a womans legs in which you insert your pee pee, the area may be a little fluffy.
Hence the bearded.

An unshaven minge

hahaha wtf are you doin with a bearded triangle

by pernament flange March 7, 2009

Beardruff

The white specks all over the front of dark shirts when a person has dry skin and an itchy beard.

"Yuck...look at that beardruff on that guy, Ace"

by Beardruffian August 16, 2009

wet beard

When a lumberjack has sloppy sex with a woman or man involving oral explosion.

mario had a wet beard after slopping on andres.

by mariofoojeelio September 13, 2013

my beard

When a gay guy gets married and has a wife to cover up, the wife is the beard.

Oh that’s not my wife, that’s my beard

by Kk1821 February 14, 2018