Bacon Fingers

the smell of your fingers after putting them in miss piggys twat

kermit the frog has bacon fingers

by gage camber January 2, 2008

Bacon Rape

To rape someone when they least expect it.

Bob: OHAY, THURR. BACON RAPEEE!!!

sally: SOB.

by GmanFanPanGanScanner December 3, 2009

Bacon Bits

Little ground up pieces of fake bacon. They taste pretty good but leave a bad after-taste.

I don't like salad, but i could sure go for some of those Bacon Bits on my pizza.

by tim January 15, 2004

Bacon Wrap

A piece of recently cooked bacon wrapped around your an erect penis.

Variations: Bacon Wrap Ole'

Holy Swiss cheese Batman, your bacon wrap looks delicious!

by The Hairy Pickle October 7, 2005

canadian bacon

forest preserve police- sounds like the real thing, but isn't even close

I thought it was the 5-0, but it was only canadian bacon

by dev0 June 1, 2004

bacon

the new word for COOL! Everyone uses it if they're cool

Man! You're so bacon!
Your hat is soooo bacon!

by Laurona March 30, 2005

Bacon Bandit

a person who incessantly pursues the the love interest of others within their presence.

even though he saw us enter the club together, the meddlesome bacon bandit insisted on flirting with my girlfriend.

by Dsx October 31, 2005