bastard water

Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.
by ShogunOfSorrow December 31, 2015
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Sack full of bastards

A name given to one (typically a male) who is of greater disreputable character than a simple bastard; A real dick head.
He did what?! Man that guy is a whole sack full of bastards!
by Houston JC July 09, 2009
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Bicycle Bastard

A slur for people who are exercising out in the morning and get in the way of cars and shit.
“Hey, get out of the way, you bicycle bastard!”
by Windows_07 June 20, 2018
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Wonderful Bastard

Phrase used usually to describe someone who is a Genius and a Son of a Bitch at the same time, or in other occasions, someone who, even being a total idiot, is someone that you admire in some way

In some rare occasions, it's also used when you want to say good luck to your Best Friend in an Humorous way
it has it's origins on a Greentext from an user on 4Chan where the user describes himself playing a game with another person
Example one: Man, he just called everyone an idiot in the presentation today, but it was the most epic way to do it, what an Wonderful Bastard

Example two: Guy G: goodbye boi, i go to save country, c u never

Guy T: Goodbye, you wonderful Bastard

Example Tree: Guy D: sorry, i can't come, i'm having Chemical Exams

Guy C: oh really? sorry to hear it, goodbye, Good luck, you Wonderful Bastard *hangs up*
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no spilling bastard

One who while pouring shots spills even a little bit.
Steven was such a no spilling bastard, he poured half the bottle on the table pouri g shots.
by whitetail lightning September 13, 2021
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no spilling bastard

One who spills even just a little bit while pouring a shot
Steve called me a no spilling bastard when I spilled 2 drops after I poured us shots
by JeromeWheats September 15, 2021
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Bastard Line

The indentation or tan line left behind when a wedding ring is removed.
"I almost hooked up with that waitress, but she noticed my bastard line."
by expvideo August 12, 2008
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