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out-bake

When someone obnoxious dis-respects you're baking skills by contradicting you're judgement towards the preparedness and readiness of what you are baking.
"Honey I think the roast beef is ready", proclaimed Jared.

"No it isn't leave it in for 5 more minutes or else it will be soggy", replies Jane.

"Why do you always out-bake me! Thats it! I wanna a divorce", adds Jared.
by Kapenda53 November 8, 2009
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Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.
Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.
by IncipientMedusa February 9, 2021
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Baked Bastard

Someone whos really high on marijuana and its very obvious.
"Man jimmy was being a baked bastard yesterday".
by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014
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plantisserie baked

A chic and trendy bakery born and raised in South Florida where you can order luxury, custom chocolate covered strawberries, cookies, cake pops, and more!
Warning: Plantisserie Baked may just be your new obsession
by plantisseriebaked November 22, 2021
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Baking an ass

Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.
I can’t connect to the game right now, my computer is baking an ass.
by Moist Bones Damp Socks October 8, 2020
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BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021
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easy-bake oven

a name for when you don't want to directly name a pregnant person, so you just give them a nickname in hopes that they wont find out about how you've been talking about them all this time.
"hey, did you see ms.easy-bake oven yesterday? she looks like she's been eating non-stop!"

"you aren't supposed to say that, jeremiah."
by im at school right now January 12, 2023
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