Bum Cloth

A clean piece of cloth that started life as a face cloth but was relegated to use with the nether regions and as such, does not deserve the moniker of face cloth.
Used in communal bathing events like among young siblings.

Don't mix up the face cloth and the bum cloth.

Bum Cloth by timsworld July 18, 2019

Bum ass boyfriend 

That one guy that you love/used to love who is completely worthless and ugly; yet you still talk about him with the homies even when you know you need to let it go.

Girl: shit y'all know he's fucking Samantha now?
Girl's friend: shiiii girl you're still talking about your bum ass boyfriend? Stop that shit!!!!!

Girl: girl I know... You right !! I fucking hate that muufuu

Bum ass boyfriend by Yahfromhell October 4, 2019

bum fountain 

when you put mentos up your bum then proceed to butt chug coca cola, then creating a bum fountain

friend 1: i have mentos in my prison wallet and am proceeding to pour coke into my rectal cavity
friend 2: oh no your anus is exploding with coke and a nice menty smell creating a bum fountain

bum fountain by bumfountain123 December 2, 2019

Bum jam 

A different way of saying diarrhoea also known as BJ.

A - what does bj mean

B- oh bum jam

Bum jam by jonesG March 24, 2020

Bum crumb

A bum crumb is an object that is forced up your buttock when you sit on it. It can also be spelt like this: bumb crumb.

What happened doctor? Oh you had a rare inconvenience called a bum crumb also known as the bummeth crumbosis it is when an object becomes suck up ones buttock when they sit on it.

Bum crumb by I'm a smart one April 21, 2020

bum twinkie 

When a woman lets a man cum in her ass. Like the meme about toaster strudel and twinkies where as a strudel he cums ON you and as a twinkie he cums in you, just in your ass.

My GF isnt on birth control so she's only a bum twinkie.

bum twinkie by Meowtyful June 13, 2020

bum-scadge 

The collection of debris and sweat that gathers in the rectal crease between the buttocks.

It was roasting at graft the day. I better go scrape the bum-scadge out before it cakes me kegs

Here, pet, come smell me bum-scadge

bum-scadge by TheTrufflingPig July 12, 2020