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cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.
"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."
by Jamon IX October 3, 2013
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fast n blast

A rotation of rapid clitoral stimulation followed by violent, intense finger blasting.
What's the best way to get a girl off?

Are you kidding me? You've never heard of the good ol' FAST N BLAST!! It's my go to but make sure to wear goggles.
by Squid's House October 6, 2013
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Concert Blast

The act of mercilessly finger blasting random slimes at electric raves or epic dubstep concerts.
Adam: "3-2-1----concert blast off!!"
Andrew "yeah!!!"
by Slampierce July 6, 2011
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flinboppler blast

The act of double fingering a lady over the age of 60, with peanut butter on one finger and jelly on the other.
Dude, i just gave your grandma a flinboppler blast.
by mister moosecock October 24, 2011
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Flap blasting

1: To blow excessive fat off of a body with a shotgun; usually referring but not limited to the fat of ones back.

2: To completely blow someone away with a shotgun.
Dude you got a 7 kill-streak flap blasting everyone with that SPAS-12!
by Metalvayne October 5, 2011
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Box Blast

verb.

To turn up, to blast off.
(On an airplane, everyone who drinks is box blasting their flight)

verb.

Another example of this is getting so turnt up on a beat box from the local gas station.
“I am totally about to box blast this beer”
I can’t wait to box blast on this flight”

“Do you want anything from the store?” “Yes I wanna get box blasted.”
by boxblastyaddy June 14, 2023
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Seismic Semen Blast

The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.
Bobs seismic semen blast had penetrated deeply into Mary’s abyss of a vagina.
by Cashpuller420 March 3, 2023
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