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Blast

My girlfriend and I just broke up, I need to blast tonight.
I'm so hungry I could blast some food right now.
She's so hot, I could blast her.
by Will.I.Am & Simon Says August 27, 2019
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blast ball

A miniature snooker table based game invented by Gav, Stu & Tom. The object of the game is to flick your balls out of his half of the table and into either yours or a pocket. Although it may sound tedious and simple it is actually fun and addictive
Stu: “Do you fancy a game of snooker their spa?"
Tom: "I don’t think we can as some charlatan has lost some balls"
Gav: "Don't worry lads, I've got an idea, how bout we play this game I’ve just invented, it's called Blast Ball"
Stu: "yeh sure"
Tom: “This Blast ball is ace!"
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Flavor Blasted

When a fart is so unfathomably rank that you're able to taste it.
Me: *farts*
Friend: "Woah, that was flavor blasted!"
by flavorblastedturdfarts January 9, 2023
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dual blasting

vomiting and shitting simultaneously, like when you get food poisoning
"I've been dual blasting for 12 hours - it's coming out of both ends!"
by cheerswithoyku February 19, 2025
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Cuban Fan Blast

When one partner sprays diarrhea from their anus through an oscillating fan onto the other partner in a sexual way
Dude... I gave her a Cuban Fan Blast this weekend
by Cthulhall09 October 13, 2020
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jet blast in the ass

When you shove your anus inside the jacuzi jet and you start to slowly fill up with water and your blood fills with the chemicals and bloat and cum into death.
I like to jet blast in the ass its my favorite passtime.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020
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BLASTED

Be the LAST time you smoke ,

drink, or do drugs.
Some tweaker " BLASTED me" big time
by Holythunder October 15, 2017
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