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Anthony

This bitch is a energy drink and mtn dew-acoholic
Anthony is gonna die at age 40 for drinking 2 energy drinks and 4 mtn dews a day
by OwenBaker October 27, 2021
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Anthony

I'm Anthony and I'm Italian and despite all the definitions I had read I'm actually single. I think now it doesn't matter who you are anymore, because people's like assholes so much more than "Anthony".
Girl: I like serous, sweet and sensitive guys
Anthony: I'm that kind of guy
Girl: I know but you are just a friend
Asshole guy: hi, what's a babe like you doing with a loser?
Girl: Nothing special, would you like to take a walk with me?
Asshole guy: Sure, bye loser
Girl: byeeee
Anthony: WTF?!
by Bento97 November 23, 2021
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Anthony Jumal

A stupid cheating idiot who cheats on every girl he dates he is un-loyal
by Chadman88 July 24, 2021
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Anthony

Anthon is the sexiest man ever, he is invited to everything and a real partyboy, he gets all the girls and de does indeed have a huge cock
Have you seen Anthon?

yup his dick is huge
Wow Anthony
by Youmanthelegend484829398474 November 17, 2020
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Anthony

This kid is kind,funny, but keep in mind he can get super and i mean super annoying....but thats no the point he can ligit save your ass. Your in trouble hell be there either watching or getting you out of trouble. He can make so many dirty jokes youll be craking up so much your stomach will hurt😂. You feeling down run to Anthony he will make your day. Most of all hes the best driend you could ever find.
Kid 1: yor friends with Anthony?
Me: yeah why?
Kid 2: hes kinda annoying
Me: well to bad cause he one of my best friends and he can make me laugh so much my stomach will hurt a whole month
by girl_deeply_in_love October 26, 2019
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Pulling an anthony

Pretending or threading to kill yourself over a girl or to get said girl
Shit Donny is pulling an Anthony
by Mentally_stable August 19, 2018
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Anthony

Wow. What a guy. If you know an Anthony, you gotta keep him close because this guy is a major keeper. Like holy shit, this guy is amazing in literally every single way possible. He's so cute, great eyes, stunning smile, just an overall handsome af dude. He's so sweet and caring, he'll literally care about you waaayy more than he does for himself. He'll text you everyday and tell you how much he loves you in the most random times. An Anthony is also an amazing hugger and just a really affectionate person overall! His hugs are warm and he can hold you for sooo long, but like the way he can hold you is just so addicting and wonderful like oh my gawd. The things he'll do for you too, are just so romantic and lovely that it'll make you fall for him even harder. No actual words can ever describe just how wonderfully amazing an Anthony is. Also, make sure to treat Anthony right, he doesn't exactly look at himself the way you do so give him lots of love and treat him right! He's very funny and will definitely send you memes on a daily basis, and can make you laugh so hard until your stomach hurts. Anthonys are also very awkward and don't really know how to converse so just try taking the lead with conversations. All in all, an Anthony is the most amazing, sweetest, cutest, prettiest, wonderfully amazing person in this entire universe so cherish him and love him right.
Everyone else can have another Anthony but Anthony J. H. is most definitely mine!
by that_hoe:> November 2, 2022
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