by MR.BJ December 20, 2009
by stackattack January 02, 2011
The accumulation built up around a the base of a necrophiliac's penis. While this can happen when one is simply a dirty person it is most often attributed to those who engage in a necro-orgy after being in the stage of "fuck drunkenness".
Example 1 -
Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, I have been at this for far too long. We've fucked so many bodies I've got to clean up my apple pie before I get home or the wife is going to kill me. Then fuck me.
Necrophiliac 2: *vomits*
Example 2 -
Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, ya gotta clean up every once in awhile. It's been months and your apple pie is 4 inches tall now.
Necrophiliac 2: I like the way that it smells after a few weeks.
Necrophiliac 1: *vomits*
Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, I have been at this for far too long. We've fucked so many bodies I've got to clean up my apple pie before I get home or the wife is going to kill me. Then fuck me.
Necrophiliac 2: *vomits*
Example 2 -
Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, ya gotta clean up every once in awhile. It's been months and your apple pie is 4 inches tall now.
Necrophiliac 2: I like the way that it smells after a few weeks.
Necrophiliac 1: *vomits*
by Mr. Potatoes [Real] December 30, 2016
usually used as a term of endearment, but can also be used sarcastically to mock someone when they are being a douchebag; can be used in conjuncture with 'meanie pants'
by asdfghjennn September 24, 2008
When a man jizzes in a girl's (or guys...) hair and they don't wash it out. They walk around with white cum all over their head, that is a helmet pie.
by Kohanim March 09, 2004
Its another word for the vagina. Words like minge, muff, clunge, fanny and pussy are all words with the exact meaning of pudding and pie.
by Ur favourite dirty translator January 31, 2018
by TOM Pro April 29, 2008