mike-friendly

a gentleman's tea party.

Yo bro, is it going to be a rager?
Nah, gonna be mike-friendly.

by Bachelor Dan October 30, 2013

mike’s rumors

a service passed on by michael kronick that informs everyone about any personal things that have happened in one’s life.

bruh mike’s rumors are never true

by penisbuttaidsass October 6, 2019

The Flight Mike

a person who give NFL and NBA news. He flys in youtube and is mordern day equivalent of the traditional pigeon. gives good takes.

Imran - "I saw The Flight Mike flying, brotha never sleeps."

by ellaellaey December 5, 2021

Mike Portnoy

Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.

"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"

by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

Dirty Mike

A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-

5 times a year.

If you ever hear him say,

"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"

He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.

"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."

by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021

dropping the mike

Ending the conversation, at least your part of it

Gotta go, 'dropping the mike '

by Lpsbb December 10, 2016

Mike Christo

A man who has moves like Jagger

That guy can dance! He is a total Mike Christo.

by forealtas November 8, 2018