The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition
by shady guy meth January 26, 2022
Get the Johnny Treeboymug. by Kiis1 March 2, 2023
Get the Johnnymug. An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs
Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get
Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get
by Mad dog watchers November 18, 2023
Get the Johnny mad dogmug. Johnny is a slang term for a totally awesome, handsome, sexy and a very intelligent human being (most likely man).
by Such a Johnny September 14, 2017
Get the Johnnymug. by dairyDj November 22, 2021
Get the Johnnymug. A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.
A man used to wheesper dirty bj ( bedlamjohnny) if he wanted to impress a daughters father before asking her hand in marriage. A bedlam johnny
by FW NIBBAWATTS January 15, 2023
Get the Bedlam Johnnymug. Definitely the hottest person on the face of this planet, but also super talented in vocal, rapping, AND dancing aka all rounder😩
by Notczennie December 30, 2021
Get the Johnnymug.