by Jwmyra March 17, 2016
Laney:Hey is that Matthew?
Logan:Yep that’s a potato rolling on the floor.
Laney: Oh the Crippling Potato
Logan: Yeah that Crippling Potato is Matthew
Logan:Yep that’s a potato rolling on the floor.
Laney: Oh the Crippling Potato
Logan: Yeah that Crippling Potato is Matthew
by MatthewSaidFuckMeDaddy106 May 10, 2019
A person who uses an iPad, especially on a train, airplane, boat, or bus, and is oblivious to everything around him or her.
Ben: Excuse me, what time is it, please?
Girl with iPad, using zoom feature, staring at photo on screen of Lake Atitlan in Guatemala and not really paying attention: (Hrmmmphhh!)
Rachel: I don't think that girl's really paying attention. She's a tablet potato! Ask someone else...
Girl with iPad, using zoom feature, staring at photo on screen of Lake Atitlan in Guatemala and not really paying attention: (Hrmmmphhh!)
Rachel: I don't think that girl's really paying attention. She's a tablet potato! Ask someone else...
by pentozali June 07, 2010
"Hey babe, you know we want children but I want to try something different." "Let's try this Soggy potato thing I found of the internet, I heard its a very special way to true love as well."
by GingerBigotry July 25, 2018
by jonderson May 26, 2008
The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.
by JimmyT March 13, 2015
A person named Lilah morrigan kinzzy or Amie are consider smexy potato’s however they are very loud but hot hot hot they are.
by Oueen”o”Pineapples February 23, 2020