Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.
by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Kid who writes stories about everyone dieing. God at Csgo. Says "die" very often. Likes candy. Short but not as short as woo. Gets mad at people sometimes. Likes to hit Ninad. Gang gang hi ehorn
by Somebodyynowwhatimean February 16, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. When you pour a mimosa down a man’s back and someone drinks it as it flows through his ass crack and drips off his taint and balls.
by Jason Mimosa September 14, 2023
Get the Jason Mimosamug. by Ed Sully December 2, 2022
Get the Jasonmug. by sadboi669 February 28, 2022
Get the Jasonmug. 
Jason is a guy who will be there for you when you don’t know who to turn to. He is the most funniest person on your contacts list I guarantee. Jason will be a shoulder to lean on and will comfort you in times of need. Jason will be there and never let you down when memes are required. Though he had a dark sense of humour, he knows what to say in serious times. Jason will always make sure that you are okay if you have any sign of sadness. He is loyal, jokey and handsome. Jason will make your life a hell of a lot better.
by Sando June 8, 2018
Get the Jasonmug.