Go-Tard

A flake; person on whom one is constantly waiting.

We are "Waiting for Go-tard."

by ADSum February 15, 2004

Handi-Tard Bar

The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...

I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.

by Shannon Elizabeth July 31, 2005

sony-o-tard

One who prefers "Sony" products to "Microsoft" products. Possibly due to a form of mild retardation or a severe concussion.

Stop being such a sony-o-tard and go buy an "Xbox 360" or you will be hated by the world"

by Killey the douche October 23, 2008

tard-bag

A term used to define a back-pack that is hiked up on the back of a person

Johnny's tard-bag was hiked up onto his shoulders.

by whodunnit May 9, 2003

e-tard

one who lacks intelligence and attention to their environment due to copious amounts of time spent using technological devices (ex: iPods, cell phones, etc)

My lab partners are such e-tards, they text during the whole class and then come to me when they miss the directions.

by Juniperpeach October 22, 2010

TASM Tard

A guy who likes TASM Spider-Man Movies and is overprotective of them will defend them no matter how shitty they are

Logan Farris is a TASM Tard he is their king and his Queen Kaitlyn Bas left him for Tribhuvan cause he loved her and her favourite Tobey Maguire and like her she likes DCEU, Dogs, Batman and Wonder Woman together plus Metal and Rock Music

by The Vigilante April 4, 2021

i-tard

someone who can't work an i-pod (or any other electronic device)

Cindy is such an i-tard that she can't even turn on a radio.

by wooberry March 29, 2010