June 20

Kiss your friend/gf day

Him: it’s June 20. Her: so? Him: let’s kiss

by Koifish653 June 4, 2022

In my 20 years of teaching.

If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.

In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.

by Diggy Bick March 9, 2023

April 20

The most eventful day of the year. National weed day, National footjob day, the anniversary of the Columbine Massacre, and Adolf Hitler's birthday.

hallo frau. it's April 20, wanna come smoke weed and give me a footjob?

by icekingicekingiceking January 11, 2024

20 July 2005

People born in this specific date are usually one of the nicest people out there. Girls who are born on this date is known to be the prettiest and they're completely awesome to be best friends with.

If you have a friend who's born on July 20th 2005, you better keep them because they're very very precious and lovely.

Ps. They're usually a Baddie too 😎😎

Papi Johnnie: Hey Julia, when were you born?
Julia: I was born in 20 July 2005!
Papi Johnnie: THAT'S AWESOME BRO!

by 8November November 24, 2021

November 20

National give your short friend $15

November 20, the day you give your short friend $15

by Jake4801 November 20, 2023

March 20

The most beautiful people are born on this day. If you ever look at them on the streets you will look back and say"Damn he/she is an angel." They are drama queens who are talented and skilled. Also, they have big lips live you look at those lips and just wanna touch it once.

Guys today's March 20th, you know what's coming don't you?
Of course, we do it is March 20, the day our precious y/n was born.

by cookinglikeachef November 23, 2021

456.16-17-18-19-20-21: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 456.16-17-18-19-20-21: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025