Waco Wake-up Call

1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.

Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.

by Mdamascus December 26, 2009

Semi fail push up

to go into a push up strong, lose willpower, then cheek plant the floor.

Ana: How's the diet going?

Hazel: Well, it's great, I lost a few pounds... but I decided to add some exercise and ended up doing a semi fail push up.

ALSO PLURAL:

Star: I went to the gym today, and started to do push ups.. it didn't really work out.

Hazel: I call those Semi fail push ups.

by FacePlant123 July 23, 2012

Clean Up On Aisle 2

The act of licking/kissing/eating a partner’s anus during sexual intercourse.

After you’re done eating my beef curtains I’m going to need a clean up on aisle 2.

by Mr. Guy Poulin September 12, 2018

Tangled Up in Blueberry Burger

A burger that comes with blueberry compote

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Tangled Up in Blueberry Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Scooby Doo Edge Up

A bad haircut (usually in reference to an African American). Syracuse, New York. Circa 1980-90.

Yo! Check your boy wit his Scooby Doo edge up

by Speedy D June 6, 2020

Pick Up Line Day

Pick Up Line Day, due to the date being October 10th, means that today’s date is 10/10.

“Today’s Pick Up Line Day.”
“Why is today Pick Up Line Day?”
“Are you today’s date? Because you’re 10/10.”

by The LoveDoctor❤ October 10, 2018

sand up her fanny

a girl who is always irritable and angry
a funnier way of saying bitch

"Dude, Sally is sooo mean to me the whole time."
"Duh! She's got sand up her fanny."

by the ud master May 3, 2009