Dirty Skillog Nuts

To be totally and completely ripped off. To be so royally cheated you feel sick. Like seeing a girl's photo on a dating site, hitting it off with her on the phone, then you meet her in person at a bar and see her coming out of the men's room with the nicest adam's apple you've ever seen.

Doctor: "I'm sorry sir, there was a problem with your kidney transplant."
Richard: "What happened?"
Doctor: "We thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney... we were wrong. You only have about twenty minutes to live."
Richard: "C'mon man, that's dirty skillog nuts!"
Doctor: "Yes... yes it is."

by SirJigglesAlot March 15, 2011

Dirty Side Of The Bed

When you run off a batch before going to sleep —letting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.

You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.

by Stingy Guts October 2, 2023

Dirty Neil Druckman

A guy who pretends to be a great writer/storyteller then tarnishes everything that previously made him appealing only to reveal his true nature as a poor director

Neil Druckman was a great writer in 'The Last Of Us' but when he directed 'The Last Of Us 2' he became a dirty Neil Druckman.

by usdamma June 27, 2020

Dirty Van Buren

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis out and smacks the woman on each side of the face giving her fecal sideburns so she looks like Martin Van Buren.

Post anal sex, the man pulled out, slapped her each side of the face with his dick giving her a dirty van buren.

by webmnkey37 July 23, 2010

Dirty Dip

Performing sexual actions in a closet

Dean and Robyn just finished a dirty dip, after a long night of partying.

by Scott Taulbee September 7, 2006

Dirty Sack Stamp

When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless.

Aaron was walking in from work when I surprised him with a Dirty Sack Stamp to the face.

by Autobot Hero April 29, 2009

Dirty Sanchez

When a person named Sanchez wipea a booger on a team mate!

Dude 1- Hey did you watch the AFC championship game last night ?

Dude 2 - Yeah , why?

Dude 1- Did you see Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on Burnell?

Dude2- Yeah that was funny as hell lol Dirty Sanchez lol

by troubledemon February 18, 2011