give-a-shit-o-meter

When you're not bothered about something

That totally didn't register on my give-a-shit-o-meter

by LondonThis August 22, 2011

Man, I'm hungry as shit

A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.

Sam: So, how about last night at the club....

Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!

Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....

Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"

Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?

Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"

Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?

by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019

brown sugar jive shit

"That nigger rap shit". Pauly the bartender

Its better than that brown sugar jive shit

by dfntud January 15, 2011

Four-way-quad-shit

When four guys go to the bathroom and use the ONLY four stalls at the same time. They empty their systems, wipe and flush all at the same time. The force from the 4 toilets flushing at the same time, leaves one toilet unflushed and this toilet must be left unflushed. During the Four-way-quad-shit, the four individuals may discuss different issues such as whether or not it is possible to wipe using only two squares.

However this process is quite secretive to the four individuals and to prevent from scaring people who are unaware of it, In public it must be referred to as the quad.

I had to go pretty bad, so I asked my buddys if they wanted to pull a Four-way-quad-shit.

by MOCKTRIAL July 19, 2010

National Shit Your Pants Day

National Shit Your Pants Day, which takes place on April 28, is a regularly-celebrated holiday in the Midwest Region of America, most likely devised by clothing companies to sell replacement underwear and pants to partakers.

David: Why're you eating so much?

Mark: Tomorrow is National Shit Your Pants Day, I want to celebrate it with my girlfriend. Every year we shit each other's pants.
David: Romantic

by TheRealJodgd April 17, 2021

Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits

Exceedingly frugal, ridiculously cheap, unwilling or unable to let go of money when one should

"Trying to get this guy to pay for something is impossible...He could squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits!"

by Mr Jameson September 27, 2010

File That Under Who Gives a Shit

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit

by kk626kk June 21, 2011