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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 14, 2023
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Hütting the Man

Provocating the Mr. Ralf Hütter, before he turns into Hutman and starts the Third Impact.

Make sure not to hüt the man because you hütted the other man
Wanger: "I've put Sleeping Pills in his Coffee, let's see what happens 😏😏"
Balter: "Oh god motherfuckin' dammit. You are going to Hüt the Man!" (going-to-future of Hütting the Man)
Ralf: *transforms*
Ralf: 🟨

*Komm Süsser Tod plays*
by Hütterman December 15, 2023
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oily man

That a vary oily man
by emiisadinosur December 19, 2023
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Cement Man

Someone imbued with a sense of greatness
That Matt, he's such a cement man.
by SoothKippy July 1, 2023
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Mushroom Man

a fat stinky pro!!!!1!!1111
Person 1: Mushroom man is such a pro
Person 2: Yes i agree
by The Mushroom Man July 2, 2023
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spider man whopper

A whopper with red buns and black seeds, made to promote "Spider Man: Across the Spider Verse". Nothing else.
I ate the spider man whopper... and d i e d.
by TheRealMikey July 4, 2023
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Poor Man’s Ether

Having sex with your wife in order to sleep.
Hey mama, I’m having trouble sleeping. Can I get a shot of some Poor Man’s Ether. Pwease!!
by anonymous July 6, 2023
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