Athletes Foot Dick

The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.
Dude I fucked a chick with Athletes foot and contracted the ADF (Athletes Foot Dick)
by krafty89 January 23, 2011
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Big Dick Energy

Did you see that Ohio State coach Ryan Day cleaned house of the terrible defensive coaches? That dude has Big Dick Energy.
by FinnaGetDisPipe January 7, 2019
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The ultimate form of revenge that a hammered dude can pull on his friends. All that needs to be done is saying, "That's it (pause) the dick's comin out." followed by the pulling out of his penis. A last resort type of revenge that cannot be topped, at least in the mind of the influenced.
(friend who has johns keys) Hey john did you lose your keys?
(John) ...don't you f**k with me. That's it... the dick's comin out.(pulls out penis)
by cemori November 16, 2011
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Small Dick Energy

When refer someone to having Small Dick Energy they are talking garbage in the mic, or griefing in a video game
Small Dick Energized person: hahaha I'm so fucking bad at this game and going to just destroy for everybody else hahaha.
Normal humanbeing: I feel some Small Dick Energy in this server
Small Dick Energized person: NO, I dont have a small penis my mom says 1.4 inches erect is large!
by 51231 March 30, 2021
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Sweaty Dick Syndrome

When your dick sweats uncontrollably and pimples full of puss protrude from the skin.
Phil: Oh, no my Dick has a load of Pimples, it's really sweaty..
Jason: You seem to have a Sweaty Dick Syndrome.
by Sonk July 28, 2011
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Dick, Shit Tampon

When your girl is on her period you can use the "Dick Shit Tampon" as an alternative to costly pads and stuff. Make sure you have a lot of fiber in your diet because firm shits work best. First, you fuck her for a little bit to get her pussy opened up and the juices flowing (if your dick is smaller than your shit you may choose to use a dildo to begin the lubrication and widening process). You can then cum in her for good measure (optional, but highly recommended). After this, you proceed to line up your asshole with her gaping cunt and slowly ease in your "Shit Tampon". This will save you the outrageous cost of stupid feminine products and the embarrassment of walking through the store with them. If you are eating regularly, you can replace the tampons often which is good for hygiene. It is recommended that you change the tampon daily, or every other day if she's being a bitch about it.
Your Lady: "Honey, will you go to the store and get me some tampons?"

You: "Come on, bitch, I'm not going to the store. Relax and I'll give you a 'Dick, Shit Tampon'."

Your Lady: "Great idea! You know, 'Dick, Shit Tampons' are more absorbent than other leading brand tampons."
by Chommer Commanche April 5, 2009
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Black Dick of Justice

A large Phallus with the power to incur justice upon the unworthy, it is an autonomous branch of the the united states judicial system. The Black Dick of Justice is known by many to be the most effective means of criminal punishment.
In return for his tequilla antics, he was sentences to a pounding by the Black Dick of Justice.
by kief thief May 18, 2009
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