Zombiecunt

It's a zombie hooker and they have it with other zombies and possibly make other zombies.

Oh look a Zombiecunt, shes having it with an other zombie :O

by MehrTher January 16, 2011

zombie

zombie- undead creature, usually of human nature, has a insatisfiable craving for humam flesh and brains, really annoying, and hard to kill, as they are already dead.. Also, if a person has been bitten, and survives, he/she will die from infection, and come back as a flesh hungry zombie, and will attack the nearest person, regardless of who they are if encountered, run for your life, or trip the person next to you.. a wunderwaffle is a good weapon to have during a zombie outbreak,

As the zombie feasted upon the corpse of his dead friend, Stan ran like a little pussy..

by NAZI-LOVER March 2, 2011

Zombie

A person who is a bluff, or faked out on the event that was supposed to take place but either never joined in, or never showed up in the first place.

A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.

Alicia- I think i'll ask a Alexa to come to my party this weekend.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.

by LexiLove<333 May 30, 2011

Zombie

bloody cannibals; quite fascinating
When someone is being annoying or selfish.

Friend 1: you're being such a Zombie right now!!!

Friend 2: what?!?!?!

by Momma knows best. June 14, 2011

zombait

A mash of the words "zombie" and "bait". Meaning one or more persons who act as a decoy for a faster more nimble Human in the game of Humans vs Zombies (HvZ)(not usually seen as a fair move from zombait perspective). A Human may use zombait in order to get to a safe zone and temporarily avoid Zombification. Singular and plural form is the same.

Hey slowpokes! Be my zombait while I beat you to the safe zone!
Haha! The Zombie totally went after some zombait while I got away.
Phew! Thank goodness that zombait was there, or I'd be zombified by now.

by ThisWordHasBeenCoinedAsMine October 24, 2011

zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

Zombie Locked

When a door will only open by someone slamming into it. Like a zombie staggering forward.

Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.

by Froginabox December 16, 2011