A battery-run puppet child from Don't Hug Me Im Scared. His favorite color is green, he once committed cannibalism, and his name is most likely David but really who knows.
by Cavvietrix December 5, 2022

One long awaited piss
That type of number one that only happens when you’re on a four hour flight and can’t use the restroom
That type of number one that only happens when you’re on a four hour flight and can’t use the restroom
by Crimsondragon95 June 12, 2018

“Mate, I bet you’re gonna be milking the yellow teats before you meet that bird tomorrow. You’ve got a face like a page from a Braille book in large print!”
by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

by FUCKALLIDON'TNEEDTHISSHIT November 27, 2017

by Uhhg November 1, 2017

guy #1: dude last night hui lian pissed with the door open and I saw the whole thing from the bed, I got the weirdest boner.
guy#2: DOUBLE YELLOW FEVER!!
guy#2: DOUBLE YELLOW FEVER!!
by joanrafio August 10, 2012

by Zupper01 December 15, 2016
