Jamielia Johnson

the living embodiment of the term dumb blonde
Jamielia Johnson is a dumb blonf
by Katie.xx October 13, 2020
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Tegan johnson

Probably will never find this but you never know🤷🏽 ♀️ Actually the most gorgeous and loving person you could ever meet! Wild on the weekends and knows how to make people laugh 😩 gives amazing hugs especially to people smaller. Just overall an amazing person that needs to show herself love before giving it to other people
by Snsghs March 21, 2018
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One of Elias’s many names he goes by in highschool. Some might say he’s more buff than meets the eye.
-Dude Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is so cool

-Honestly I would hit it
by Daddy Sin October 05, 2021
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johnson sock

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"
by mrDjOjBj November 03, 2015
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Bob Johnsoning

gorgeous fellatio to leaders
The housewife was Bob Johnsoning her historical husband.
by Coop Dupe June 07, 2018
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Johnson Robinson

A man from Alabama who’s tryna marry his step sister but he’s not really a man he’s a girl pretending to be a man since the Alabamians won’t allow gay marriage 😔
That guy over there is such a Johnson Robinson”
by Johnson Robinson January 04, 2023
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Sargent Johnson

the most bad ass sarge ever. he will kick your fuckin ass if u stick it out to far
sargent johnson will kick ur ass
huh my ass
by khdfkjdfkkjhdf November 10, 2021
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