Humpback Whale

When having sex with an overweight individual, instead of penetrating any holes you grab the rolls of fat on their back and start fucking that. When you finish you blow your load like a whale clears their blow hole.

I hooked up with Alex last night and gave her the good old humpback whale

by chrispykinsley May 14, 2023

Double Cump Back Whale

When two Bros DP a {Hump Back Whale} and during her ass arch, they projectile ejaculate up and over that phatt ass onto her back while moaning like a whale

So after we slayed in the rink, Riley and I gave this phatttt bitch a Double Cump back whale, and let's just say we had to use a lot of paper after that one.

by Hweems July 9, 2020

whaling

When someone goes out to any of the coast area and fucks a fat ass bitch

Last night me and Bob when whaling last night.

by biggest fat boi May 9, 2016

Cater Whaling

Person or a group of people, notably fatso, who eats catering food DAILY! Especially in corporate environment.

"Good lord, look at that fatso, she's Cater Whaling daily, no time to clean! Trash is overloaded and torn apart!"

by omegafood November 14, 2019

Whale Abs

When they're just not stealth abs anymore.
There's nothing underneath.

Paige: You fat fuck.
Charlie: They're stealth abs
Paige: No... They're whale abs.

by alpaigeca February 27, 2011

Storm whale

Another word for a god among men who completely rules

John: Adam is such a storm whale

by A Dinosaur Ate Me February 7, 2013

whale dynamite

Trying something which has failed spectacularly in the past, the way that Oregon authorities tried to remove a rotting whale carcass from a beach with dynamite, apparently thinking it would vanish in a fireball rather than being spread over a wide area in the form of chunks of rancid whale blubber -- and then thirty years later tried to do the same thing.

Cutting rich people's taxes in order to stimulate the economy is nothing but whale dynamite.

by johnmburt1960 July 19, 2017