Dick Weed

When you spill weed all over yourself, but more specifically accidentally dumping it all into your lap.

James: *spills grinder into his lap*
Sasha: “ope, dick weed!”

by ZO3Y December 9, 2019

Weed Whacker

A person (usually male) who tends to masturbate after smoking marijuana

I turn into a Weed Whacker after smoking pot

by Mikey69Scmitty May 23, 2018

Boot weed

Marijuana purchased untaxed and illegally, in a jurisdiction where marijuana is legal.

Dispensary weed is too expensive so I’ve been smoking boot weed all month.

by AborneRanger December 15, 2021

Cold Weed

Having to stop smoking weed completely at once and not in moderation. A variation of cold turkey.

Boss: We are going to start drug testing every day.
Worker: Aww shit I'm gonna have to stop cold weed.

by rawol July 26, 2012

dildo weed

A word used when an individual is acting foolish and crude at the same time.

" Did you hear that new kid Brian at lunch today? He's a complete dildo weed!" Or "Don't be such a dildo weed."

by be11is March 21, 2017

Pikey weed

Marijuana obtained from members of the travelling community.

Pikey Weed
"I wanna get me a big bag of pikey mate. Shit gets you whaaaacked"

by Jimprick December 1, 2009

Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato

"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale."

by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017