autistic unicorn

a sexual position where the top will take a dildo with a suction cup and put it on their forehead and stringing up the bottom up in the air and head butting it into whichever hole they choose

i did the autistic unicorn on my boyfreind

by rumpleforeskin54 July 19, 2025

Unicorn PP

Somebody who regularly disappears despite claiming they are “always there”

Man, Marvin is a real unicorn PP.

by ShrekosaurusRex July 23, 2024

Big Dick Unicorn

A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.

Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.

by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020

Unicorn

Horned horse that is rainbow, they will make your childhood great

Unicorn horse

by personthatsaperson October 26, 2022

Unicorn

An underweight horse that comes to a point.
Why the heck did you look this up?

Oh look at the random unicorn on capital hill!

by Bear0425 December 8, 2021

Unicorn

Unicorn

We had an adult unicorn party

by anonymous August 1, 2022

Rainbow unicorn

When one homie straps a dildo to his head and helps another homie out with his constipation

John was such a homie, he pulled a rainbow unicorn on my ass.

by anonymous September 27, 2021