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If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude
If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude
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touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol
Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass
by Someone called Frederick January 3, 2022
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The Benta Touch

When someone is so naturally good at fixing things that it seems supernatural. This could be fixing cars, computers, art pieces, etc. this is very similar to when your mom tells you where something is and you go exactly to that spot and it isn’t there but then she goes to that exact spot and somehow finds it. Imagine if Khaby lame did what he did except for extremely complicated tasks. Imagine yourself trying to do something that you could swear is at difficulty 10 and then someone comes over and does immediately with hardly any issue at all, then you’re left there head scratching because you have no idea how they made it seem so simple.
Mike: “man I just can’t seem to get this weld right it’s like the welder is broken or something.”

Benta who has half as much experience: “All you gotta do is weld it”

*Benta then proceeds to weld an entire fence together with a broken welder*

Mike: Wow he really has The Benta Touch.
Or
Mike: Wow you really have that welder The Benta Touch
by Joseph 0716 April 5, 2023
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Sphincter touch

To touch ones sphincter and tickle it
“NO DONT SPHINCTER TOUCH ME IT TICKLES
by Cuntpop April 30, 2020
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skank touched

When one of those really skanky girls that you no touches you and you just all of a sudden feel really dirty.
OMG! I was standin in the hall today, when all of a sudden Lanie walked by and touched my arm! I felt so skank touched i had to go and wash it off right away!
by Georgia August 21, 2003
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touch toilet

Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.
person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
by refrigerator 23 June 3, 2020
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Barbie touch

When a guy fingers you with cold, rigid hands.
My boyfriend gave me the Barbie Touch.
by Pdizzlest July 26, 2021
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