Ivanka Trump

The daughter you would date if she wasn't your daughter.

The View, March 2006, Donald Trump:

"I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Rolling Stone interview, September 2015, Donald Trump:

“After I met Ivanka and praised her to her father, he said, ‘Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . .’”

I'd totally Ivanka Trump my daughter

by Ann American May 8, 2018

Donald Trump

that guy who got a small loan of a million dollars

Guy: DID YOU HEAR DONALD TRUMP GOT A "Small" loan of A MILLION DOLLARS?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 2: no

by Gazingle December 1, 2017

Donald Trump

A sorry excuse for a.... a..... Human??? I don't know if he is one, but oh well.

"Ugh you're such a Donald Trump"

by hop in my van kids March 15, 2019

Donald Trump

An idiot who ran for president as a joke and won. He also wants to build a big huge strong wall on the Mexican-Canadian border since the USA sank into the ocean.

I love Donald Trump - All KKK members.

by Kaki Sudom July 11, 2018

Donald Trump

A term used as a substitute to taking a huge shit

guy: I'll be right back. I need to drop a huge Donald Trump

by underratedboi June 6, 2018

Donald Trump

D. Despicable.
O. Opinionated
N. Neglectful
A. Antagonistic
L. Ludicrous
D. Demon

T. Thoughtless
R. Respected
U. Ugly
M. Manipulative
P. Pervert

1. Noun: “Donald Trump is such an idiot.”
2. Adjective: “That person is such a donald trump.”

by ImSmartSometimes October 28, 2019

Donald Trump

A bunny who eats a lot of carrots and nothing else. (He is orange).

Hillary: Hey Donald Trump why are you orange?
Trump: Because I a bunny who eat carrots and only carrots!

by Ella Dock September 3, 2019