Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

Goon Knight

This is an more accurate alternative nickname for Marvel Rivals players who play Moon Knight.

Damn, that Goon knight is really doing nothing right now.

by goonknight March 6, 2025

Goon Swiping

Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.

Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!

by ntshreveportkid August 26, 2024

nelly-gooning

When Joshua Nelhams reaches the state of goon-tosis and becomes one with the universe.

Bro have you seen nelly-gooning, what a fucking loser bro

by Nelly-Hater February 16, 2024

Fashion Goon

Ya know that guy at the function with too many flashy brands and not enough taste. Wearing rings on every finger. A modern day hype beast.

Bro don’t wear 4 rings on your date, she’s gonna know you’re a fashion goon.

by Lil jawn July 25, 2025

Gooning

Having a crazy night of drugs and debauchery. Engaging in tom foolery and hooliganism.

"Bro I spent 500 on coke and ecstasy and ending up running 7 miles through the woods"
"You was gooning for real"

by childishcorbino April 2, 2024

Autistic Goon Monkey

When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey

One:"I Like Genshin Inpact" Two: "Shut the fuck up your an Autistic Goon Monkey"

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025