Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018

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Thunder yo ass

An expression used to describe the epic thunder that your ass is about to experience.

“God’s gunna thunder yo ass!”

by Messy_Jessie April 15, 2019

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Smoke and Thunder

Describes an epic fail of a launch of a new product/website/technology. Usually combined with a hostile reaction from the progenitor when confronted with the failure.

Did you see that website totally alienate the people they were supposed to reach?

Yeah man, they pulled a full Smoke and Thunder.

by dantes443322 May 8, 2012

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thunder moist

danny devito

Ah, the hit Disney film, Hercules, featuring Thunder Moist

by Tizicopia July 18, 2022

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Ninja thunder

a meaningful conclusion

Hoo-yee! Teddy done brought home that ninja thunder

by Bart the Honorable December 12, 2020

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the armies of Uganda, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and southern Sudan launched a joint military offensive against the Lord’s Resistance Army, or LRA.
LRA Lord's Resistance Army Uganda Democratic Republic of Congo Congo Sudan Kony Joseph Kony

A joint military attack on the LRA to nullify their presence in Uganda, Sudan, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo; Operation Lightning Thunder.

by colormetiny May 7, 2012

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