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Thumb Wars

Verb. Used to define when two men sit down at the same time while making a thumbs up gesture on the seat next to them, proceeding to insert their thumbs up the other individuals rectal cavity.
John: hey you wanna play thumb wars while we watch house hunters?

Joe: yeah I'd love to but only if you spit on it first.
by Yee Olde Jew February 19, 2022
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Buff Thumbs

When you text the same person over and over for a prolong period of time, you notice a change in your thumbs’ physical appearance. Typically you’ll notice the knuckle start to get a bit larger due to repeated movements required to do said texting. It’s also a sign of early stages of carpal tunnel syndrome.
I texted this chick while she was in the Bahamas for about 5 days, countless times everyday I noticed my buff thumbs starting to develop.
by Person1113 February 24, 2022
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Sandy Thumb

When a construction worker with roof hands man handles the bean with his sandy thumb.
I met a chick at the moose lodge and I gave her the Sandy Thumb
by Andoad6 March 4, 2022
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Long Thumbs

when you got long thumbs and great imagination ;)
Person 1: I have long thumbs

Person 2: Stick them up my ass, please
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Thumb Imposter

your thumb is kinda sussy
+"hey dude"
-"what"
+"look at your finger"
-"y?"
+"looks like an "imposter" from the internet-breaking Among Us game"
-"what"
+"looks like a Thumb Imposter"
-"dude get some help"
by AspireGabriel#0300 August 10, 2021
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thumb slug

keeping a tad bit of cum/semean in between your pointer finger and thumb to wipe on someone/something later in day
“bro i wiped a thumb slug on brad after he called me a dick today”

“dave mad fun of me yesterday so i’m going to cum thumb slug him today”
by D the P slayer August 19, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

The kentycky thumb is when he puts it in the bum.
by AllyAx May 20, 2021
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