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Noah Lea

A person of little common sense who does not understand simple tasks
by Ben Wild69 May 28, 2021
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Noah

A stupid dumb fuck who gets caught watching porn by his sister .
Sister. NOAH

Noah. shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
by The Girl Wetter October 5, 2019
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Noah

Noah is that kid nobody likes he has crusty lips and jiggles around the campus (ew!!)
Dude don’t talk to that kid, that’s Noah
by Simply Sammy May 22, 2022
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Noah schnapps wife

You just married Noah schnapp. You know where he lives now, his collage, what he does. And his phone number!!
Me: Im Noah schnapps wife. I will kidnap him and make him love me. Xx
by OG AKAKSJSLDKJELSJSO October 6, 2022
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Noah Meyendorff

noah meyendorff is not only the hottest person on the earth, but also the hottest person in helsingør, Denmark.
hes a music genius, and the so HOT.
He is sweet and romantic when he needs to be. You can count on him to make you feel better at any moment. He is definitely the smartest person. He knows the answer to all your questions. He has multiple talents that will continue to amaze you. He is the music genius. And not to mention he is hot, ATTRACTIVE,and gorgeous! Any girl who rejects him will definitely regret it later when they see how awesome he is! Any girl dating him is the luckiest girl in the world!
Girl nr 1 : omfg, noah Meyendorff is just the hottest and sexyest person in the worlds. OMG im so wet!
girl nr 2 : yearh i know, wish i could fuck him
by coolmansalive November 8, 2018
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Noah

Noah will beat you at any and all games, puzzle lovers at their core. Noah's are 100% made out of water and good vibes. Noah's always have the coolest things like uwu bottles. Noah's are the nicest mean people you'll ever meet.
Wow Noah’s are just the greatest
by Nyalien February 2, 2024
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Noah

A Noah embodies all stereotypical asian perception. He is born with a silver spoon up him mouth and yet fails to appreciate his parents’ hardwork and efforts to sustain his lavish lifestyle. When you see a Noah, turn the other way and run because he will ruin your life with the snap of his fingers. When provoked, he will morph into a spastic creature that will attack you.
Jason: “ I bro nice to meet you, what’s your name?”

Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”
by cole:) May 25, 2020
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