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Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc
The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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Lara-jones

A very rare creature that doesn’t exit in usyd. Also known as pet, duck, dog or postbox. She is a pet of a mop and also duck or dog that wants to press a red button. If there’s a lara-jones in your life you are considered a luckybone.
Mop: Siri. Call lara-jones.
Siri: Calling boss’s pet.
Mop: Can I press the red button?

Pet: Yes dog.
by Minihiro October 11, 2018
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Davy Jones' Locker

When an alcohol soaked tampon is pulled from someone's butthole and then placed into a mix drink of choice. That mix is then called a Davy Jones' Locker.
Hey, what do ya say we shove some of this rum up our asses and later we can go back to my place and have ourselves a Davy Jones' Lockers?
by Frodo T Baggin December 10, 2022
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Scott jones

It's generally a name, for me its a meaning, a feeling, an experience and a missed opportunity.

They're kind, warm, funny, adventurous, but the type to completely end it, go cold and not forgive, they dont forget.
Once they're done they're done.

He loved country music, and sitting in the back of the tray with a great northern and a fishing rod.
We fought like hell, a toxic and yet deep love that drove me nuts!

But it was real, electric, and I'm still fascinated by the idea of us, because I cant forget him.
And I'm sorry, I regret it, I hurt you, I made you bitter, but I was hurting to, I was inmature, I wish I knew then, that you meant it.
If only scott jones new the truth, Id do it all again, and I'd love him to the end!
by BirdyJones August 18, 2022
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tom jones

a popular novel by Henry Fielding— the father of English novel.

summary: Tom at first brought by his real uncle Allworthy but his uncle doesn't know that. In the course of the novel, Tom makes relationship with Molly, Lady Bellaston, Mrs Waters, though he is in real love with Sophia. At last, Tom's real mother's identity is revealed and Allworthy, who kicked him outta the house being lied by Blifil, wills his property to the name of Tom Jones and disowns his step brother Blifil for deceptive personality.
Tom Jones novel is full of erotic encounters.
by typical Indian October 10, 2023
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Isaac Jones

by Ashton's nan aka toby December 12, 2024
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may jones

A strange person that is always nagging on and on
Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “
by Turtle man 4 February 15, 2023
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