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Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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Full of Hammers

ADJ

1.- To tell many lies or untruths.
2.To be inebriated to a point of rambling.

Origin Hitchin Hertfordshire 2011
"i don't believe a word of that, you're full of hammers matey"

"Went out, saw a few friends got full of hammers and came home early the next day"
by redc85 January 16, 2014
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gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, that kid Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"
by suferdude90266 November 3, 2021
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blam hammer

A Desert Eagle or any other kind of 50 Cal pistol
“Bro I was ridin out yesterday and almost got struck by a blam hammer man, Went right through the car and out the other side.”
Don’t be a pussy, it’s part of the game”
by BongBoy420 March 14, 2024
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Sludge Hammer

the act of defecating into your partners pantyhoes/stockings and beating him/her with it repeatedly
Me and my wife tonight are going to be trying the sludge hammer
by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021
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Hammer

A hammer is a very good fisherman. This motherfucker will catch a bass in a puddle of rain water with half a vexan and a bag of culprits with 25lb Cajun line. A fisherman Truly beyond His time.

Also a very large bass caught by said hammer, named that only by hammer who caught said bass.
“Did you see Greg won the Wednesday nighter?”
“Greg didn’t fish it tho?”
“He still won”

“ Fuckin Hammer 😳👌🏼🔨”

“Did y’all see ole Carlton drop 40 lbs on the scale? Boys HPDI is blown tf Up and he still got er done 100yds by the ramp, can’t compete with that hammer”

*Hammer Boat flips 7 lber over the deck*

*Shouts “FAWKIN HAMMER RIT DER SON!”*
by DictionaryObass July 16, 2020
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hammer heading

the act of a male wearing a strap on(during a three some) attached to his buttox and thrusting his pelvis in a back and fort motion in order to simultaneously penetrate both females at once
I was with jordan and marlee and we got horny so I began hammer heading and all sexual tensions were relieved.
by hammerheadsharkdtx April 28, 2020
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