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Umpqua County

An unofficial county in Oregon that unites the coastal part of Lane and Douglas counties. Florence would likely be the county seat if this were a real county.
I wish Umpqua County were a real county. Lane and Douglas counties having coastlines feel off.
by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025
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Adams County Grits ALA Gary

The act of picking a stalk of sweet corn, shucking the individual ears, leaving them on the stalk, and inserting the ears into multiple asses. While inserted, the low inserted ear controls the tempo, as not to break an ear off in a participant's ass.
We drank a bunch of Miller High Life, grabbed some fresh sweet corn, and pulled of an Adams County Grits ala Gary. Joe was low man and Jerry got an ear of corn stuck in his ass.
by mailman2504 September 29, 2025
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albert county liquor pig

short (ACLP)
A hillbilly who drinks too much beer and beats his wife in the middle of the woods in albert county new Brunswick
Did you see Ricky last night?
No

He drank a hole 24 he is totally an albert county liquor pig
by glenn swagmire October 8, 2025
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Orange County Oil Change

The act of reaching your hand into the anus if an Orange County Resident, pulling out a log, whilst the Orange Counry Resident performs the same action on you. After you have both retrieved the dookie, both participants must then exchange their feces by placing the poop of the other participant into their own anal cavity
Gert: Yo, I gave Lafawnduh an Orange County Oil Change yesterday behind the TGI Fridays
Michael: Could you do that to me gang
Gert: Of course my cracker
by Fooligan Dictionary October 16, 2025
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Stafford County Spark Plug

The act of sticking the fat end of a fork into ones penis, sticking the prongs into an electrical outlet, then shocking yourself until sufficient pleasure has been achieved
Gert: Yo, I gave Tashnishuh a Stafford County Spark Plug yesterday behind the Sheetz
Michael: could I receive one of those gang?
Gert: of course my brotha’
by Fooligan Dictionary October 20, 2025
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Windham County, CT

Windham County, also referred to as the “quiet corner” of CT is a county where literally nothing happens.

The only times this county even gets brought up is when the occasional serial killer gets found hiding out in either Killingly or Plainfield.

Anything fun requires at least an hour drive in any direction from the county.

Fun Fact: Windham County is only county in New England who voted for Trump in both 2020 and 2024.
News Reporter: BREAKING NEWS: Serial Killer found hiding in plain sight in Windham County, CT?

Resident: That’s like the 5th one this month!
by bigdickdaniel420 October 31, 2025
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Hoke county turkey baster

The act of wife fisting your asshole with a hand full of shit
Last night my wife gave me a hoke county turkey baster
by Body duck December 3, 2025
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