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Lord of Shit

Lord of Shit means someone reeks so bad, any and/or everything within a 10 mile radius rolls over and dies.
Guy1- what's wrong?
Guy2- (Pukes)
Guy2- Dude, Toby is the official lord of shit!
Toby- Hey guys, wassup?!
Guy1&2- (Fall on floor and die)
by CURBSTOMPER34 January 28, 2014
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lord alaira

Coolest girl you will know
Lord alaira dang man she’s awesome
by Yagirl21 November 9, 2019
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Spum Lord

Spum Lord is an insult to call someone a moronic cum brain in public without using such harsh vocabulary
*some kid with a loud speaker blasting music in a common area acting like a complete fool and disturbing the peace*

“Hey Spum lord turn that shitty music down and go do something productive
by ARCTIC STRFISH November 19, 2019
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smegma lord

sweeet and juicy smegma lord of the smegma kingdom.
oh lord he is so sexy he must be a smegma lord
by sisu. June 13, 2022
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Cheese Lord

Symptoms usually 2 or more of the following:
Tells bad dad jokes
Wears a suit all the time
Listens to bad jazz to feel classy
Considers himself charming
Basically William Shatner
That guy's a reeeeal cheese lord.
by soundless scream March 3, 2019
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lord of rednecks

by Arcane Master March 17, 2015
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Lord of Chairs

Almost no resistance, for I am Lord of Chairs
by SLB2 November 20, 2010
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