Skip to main content

California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019
mugGet the California Clit Cruncher mug.

The Internet Law of California

A common social media principle that states the following:

On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.

These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.

Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:

- California being a liberal/blue state

- California being infested with homeless

- Californian is a communist state

Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*

connor_rowe84: California is a shithole

This is an example of the Internet Law of California
by cumvid June 19, 2021
mugGet the The Internet Law of California mug.

Baja California

A really sweet guy with beautiful blue eyes looking up at the sky and deep into your souls at the same moment.
His eyes are Baja Californias🥺🥺🥺
mugGet the Baja California mug.

California Raspberry

When 2 people blow raspberries on each other's butt hole or chocolate starfish.
Dude look over there, it's two homeless people giving each other a California Raspberry...
by 12344321 username May 23, 2024
mugGet the California Raspberry mug.

California Faggot

When you are in any part of California for a short period of time and you’re being an absolute faggot.
“This Cali weather is so shaka brah
“Dude you are such a California Faggot”
by anonymous August 6, 2024
mugGet the California Faggot mug.

California recovery

Enjoying only the substances which are legal in California such as weed and alcohol.
I no longer smoke meth. I'm now in California Recovery!
by Rebel F. Lawless May 10, 2022
mugGet the California recovery mug.

California Shower Method

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.
by oasp March 20, 2025
mugGet the California Shower Method mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email