Brown-Trousering

Needing to take a dump while making a round trip between two towns and keeping it together until you sneeze right as you get home which results in you Brown-Trousering yourself.

" Dude I made the colossal mistake of having a big ole curry last night while drinking a box of beer. Nina was around and I was totally going to get my leg over until I went to the fridge I farted and started brown-trousering.

by CaliAngel May 15, 2018

Brown Trenching

to begin fooling around with a female then when the pants come off you unexpectedly find that she has a very shitty ass crack, it doesnt bother the male and he commences to have anal sex

Doyle: "Dude oh my god, the other night I got that girl from the bar back to my apartment and found out she was Brown Trenching."

Brad: " Oh god man that is gross... What did you do?"

Doyle: " What do you mean gross??!!??"

by HansardSD July 13, 2010

Brown veil

A phenomenon that occurs when an individuals butt crack hairs are welded together by flecks of poo, forcing one to “break and entry” before entering.

Tried to take the dirt road last night but she had a wicked brown veil

by The blood thirsty gynecologist September 20, 2019

Brown Brutus

A massive turd so big and girthy it feels like your getting stabbed in the ass as it passes.

Caesar said he had to go to the ER for a couple of stiches after passing a brown brutus.

I just passed a brown brutus and it felt like it was coming out sideways.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

lindsay brown

she's the coolest kid on the earth

person 1; have you heard of lindsay brown?
person 2; you mean the coolest kid on the earth?

person 1; yea...

person 2; YEA! everyone loves her.

by b-r-y-c-e. August 13, 2011

osmosis brown

My girlfriend's dogs friggin name

Osmosis brown stop shitting on the floor

by Tater Hoss January 13, 2017

Brown Bubbler

When someone inserts booze into their asshole and another person licks up the shot as he or she farts.

You wanna do a brown bubbler?

by Candy Thomson February 14, 2015