Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.

I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.

by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020

Dunny Blasting

The act of playing a "match 3" mobile game while on the toilet.

Hey man can you get off the toilet I really need to go. 'Hold on I'm Dunny blasting.'

by JudgmentalTissue October 4, 2020

Trumpet Blasted

When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.

I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.

by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020

Cuban Fan Blast

When one partner sprays diarrhea from their anus through an oscillating fan onto the other partner in a sexual way

Dude... I gave her a Cuban Fan Blast this weekend

by Cthulhall09 October 13, 2020

Email face blast

In direct email marketing, an email face blast takes place when a product promotion is sent out to a large number of targeted recipients simultaneously. Typically, this full-bore marking approach is used during in new campaigns introducing never before-seen products.

Jason: Email face blast is going out tomorrow on that new OTP promo.

Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.

by Don's Johnson August 8, 2012

cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.

"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."

by Jamon IX October 3, 2013

fast n blast

A rotation of rapid clitoral stimulation followed by violent, intense finger blasting.

What's the best way to get a girl off?

Are you kidding me? You've never heard of the good ol' FAST N BLAST!! It's my go to but make sure to wear goggles.

by Squid's House October 6, 2013