Tea party top

Oral sex from a Bostonian

Boys, I just got that tea party top!

by Dr t June 27, 2020

Fetus Tea Lover

A British person (from England) who is born after 2007 (for example: 2008, 2009 ect.)

Kitae thinks Alan is such a fetus tea lover. 👎

by FetusTeaLover09 October 19, 2021

First the tea, then the rape

A common saying amongst Sydney Grammar Boys, "first the tea" is used to imply that you are about to rape someone, or that they are going to be raped by a third party. The logic behind the saying has been lost in time, which recently led to several government inquiries. Scientists were forced to confront the question "first the tea... but then what?". Upon extensive investigation, it was agreed that rape does in fact come after the tea. It can involve all types of tea: hot, cold, green, earl gray, in a teabag and even the raw tea leaves. Common methods include:
Waiting until someone has finished their tea, then calmly reminding them the consequences of their actions.
Or, forcing tea upon someone, then calmly reminding them the consequences of ingesting the tea.

Joseph: "Mannn i just had the best cup of tea with my grandmother"
You: "First the tea, then the rape dude."
Joseph: "Ohhhhh... honey-covered fuck-knuckles".

by monkeygettings November 11, 2009

procras-tea-making

To waste time by making a cup of tea.

Person 1: Why arn't you revising?
Person 2: I'm procras-tea-making. Want a cup?

by Decius-the-biochemist May 20, 2011

bone apple tea

When you're retarded and try to act like you're fancy before eating.

Katie: "This food looks great!"
Retarded Ass "I made it just for you. Bone Apple tea!"
*You didn't get a second date.

by UnPC4All2C January 19, 2017

Sweet Tea Movement

A fan group consisting of Chinese people residing all over the world who share a common love interest towards American actor Timothée Chalamet.

The group was acknowledged by both the actor and his director in Call Me By Your Name, Luca Guadagnino.

Girls and boys from the Sweet Tea Movement are absolutely in love with Timothée Chalamet.

by claudex2 December 18, 2017

Tea and Crumpets

1. A phrase often used by homosexual British to refer to leisure activity.

2. A phrase used by homosexual British to refer to anal sex.

Me and Cumberbatch are going for tea and crumpets.

by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016