Spider

A hairy mother fucker with eight legs that want's you to fear it and will give you a heart attack.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah their is a damn spider on the wall

mom: were is that damn flamethrower that we use just for spiders.

dad: I can't rust any of you with that thing just to kill a spider.

by Yabddabdoo November 20, 2021

spider spatula

A spider spatula is somebody who is a bitch nigga. Two faced can't be trusted motherfucker.

Terrell was being a spider spatula today I can't be cool with that dude anymore.

by anonymous March 11, 2022

Spider Monkey

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.

Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!

by Tvvat March 29, 2022

Sluty spider stick

Slang for stripper pole

Damn did you see that bitch on the Sluty spider stick she really did look like a spider at times

by Hobbytown9802 January 31, 2022

spider bread

The NFT market's only hope to truly have a purpose on the internet lies with this image.

I just scrolled past Spider Bread on OpenSea today. I almost scooped it up.

by neoskee February 2, 2022

dumpsters spider nose

when she is deep throating you and you cum and she doesn't swallow but lows it out her nose

Cant wait to see her doing the dumpsters spider nose

by SIayer69 February 3, 2022

Meth spider

The African flick flak spider

He bill look at that meth spider

by Weemurph February 12, 2022