This man is the star of many twelve year olds wet dreams, and the king of gaming, people who reject this definition are most likely old paedophiles that don't like him...
Me: Check out The Golden Spider's newest video!
Him: It's just a bunch of gaming videos, there all the same...
Him: It's just a bunch of gaming videos, there all the same...
by Buttingboii321 October 24, 2018

Clever little spiders which have captured the attention of those who INFLUENCE the people of this world to spend their money on shit they do not need...
The tiny Money Spider on the face of the $1 bill is meant to protect the Movers and Shakers from being discovered....
by IAmLeeQ666 September 9, 2020

by thatswhatyomammasaidlastnihjt August 29, 2021

Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”
by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023

Spiders! Little NOT insects with 8 legs! Most don't want to hurt humans unless the humans hurt them- Most spiders aren't even dangerous! Sometimes they're even cute!
Don't hurt spiders!
by I really wanna die- February 13, 2021

A challenge where one climbs onto their ceiling, and goes upside with a rope, and jerks off until they cum, and then they need to dodge every droplet of their own baby batter, and even one droplet means disqualification for that challenge
1: I think Rob was hitting the spider-man challenge last night, his ceiling was shaking and I felt it
2: did he succeed?
2: did he succeed?
by Ushyaaawas January 8, 2025

by DF_Symbiote September 3, 2019
