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open smith

Used to describe a large gaping asshole. Like that of Jada Smith when fucking Jaden Smith's friends while Will Smith watches.
Jada gave Will another Open Smith this weekend, and he loved it.
by Sequestered May 21, 2024
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Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.
I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.
by ChristopherMartin November 9, 2021
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Amelia Jane Campbell Smith

Amelia is Ana amazing person she is beautiful she is one of a kind and she always has a smile On her face she is sometimes seen as a man magnet but I don't see it I just see a beautiful girl that loves life and that cares about others. Amelia is always putting others first before herself and she has the cutes laugh that makes you feel happy to hear she is cute, gorgeous, pretty beautiful and she loves to dance if you come across her you are lucky x
Amelia Jane Campbell smith is an amazing person and a strong hearted one to x
by Amelia Jane Campbell smith January 4, 2019
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Smith College

Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.

The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.

Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.

As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.

Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.

The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...

Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.

Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Smith College
Stranger: Cool, I like the gays
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
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Mr/Papa Smith

Is a coach, teacher, and preacher who has had a rough go.

The have a dad bod and fading strength because he got Asama. he loves correcting mistakes and shouting at the top of his lungs during football games.

He can be found in a ball field, church, fishing airing up his tires to his red pick up, yelling at his youngest son, sitting gracfully on his recliner with no shirt on or in a classroom or on the track. overall he is a ...kind...person I guess. who is chill as long as you don't mess up

Pronouns " all that gender crap is made Up"
Mr / Papa Smith ( my dad) will be really happy if the urban dictionary people publish this

Mr/Papa smith really likes his coffee ( more than Me)
by Tg223P October 8, 2023
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Jada Pinkett Smith Syndrome

When a wife publicly embarrases her husband for no reason.
KD: "Yo Bron, Ayesha Curry has leaked on a Fox talk show that Steph Curry loves feet and that she sends him pics of her feet instead of regular nudes."
LeBron: "no way, Ayesha has that Jada Pinkett Smith Syndrome. Savannah would never embarrass me like that"
KD: "lmaoo, that's why I'm not married yet bruh. Imagine yo girl tellin' the world you have a footfetish"
by gunnerafc20 January 9, 2024
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Leightin Smith

that one stupidly beautiful person that u would want to date or hang out with. y'all would laugh at video games and watch cartoons while eating fairy bread. they're also that one edgy cool kid in the back of the class 😎 😎 😎
woah, Leightin Smith has a huge dick
by spaceboiiccom September 16, 2017
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