When you have so much anal sex your poo is intertwined with sperm. It looks like a steak that has fat running throughout it. We call that a marbleized steak. You get the same effect with sperm filled shit.
Doctor: I’m afraid you have a severe blockage of marbelized poo lodged in your colon.
Patient: I was bum humped by three men last night. Is it bad that I pretended I was passed out at a party, but I wasn’t? I enjoyed every waking moment of it.
Patient: I was bum humped by three men last night. Is it bad that I pretended I was passed out at a party, but I wasn’t? I enjoyed every waking moment of it.
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