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soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.
My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.
by Little Johnny July 16, 2023
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soft dick

truthful; not a lie. Used similarly to phrases like “no cap!”, “no joke!”, and “forreal!”
Person 1: Dude, that guy? He keeps a mirror in his room for, uh... you-know-what.
Person 2: Nah, you’re lying.
Person 1: Soft dick, he told me straight up!
by beezmester November 12, 2020
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Soft on crime

Clearly they need to stop with their soft on crime approach and lock you up immediately. Prison now. Prison forever.
Hym "Yeah, that's what happen when you adopt a soft on crime stance. You got a bunch of right wing religious zealots fomenting civil war... They CLEARLY need to be locked up immediately! And I actually don't have any questions to ask about it so no, yeah. Lock him up. No questions asked."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
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delran soft shoe

When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.
Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.
by Rubberbabbybuggybumper March 25, 2016
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Soft

A person that is absolutely and unconditionally enamoured and whipped for another. A.k.a. mushy, sappy, etc.
Person 1: Lmao you’re so soft for Derek
Person 2: wtf no, I’m not soft for... *smol* Derek
Person 1: Ummm yes you are, you can’t stop talking about and longing for him

Person 2: No I’m not!! I’m just *aha* shyy~

Person 3: LMAO I can’t believe you just did that! You’re soooooo soft~ for him.

Person 1: TOLD YOU
Person 2: *high pitch voice giving away her softness* >:( noooo!!
by DelissaStan March 11, 2020
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Soft Taco Supreme

Result when you have sex with a girl on her period and cum on her vaginal lips and it looks like a Soft Taco Supreme. There is an obligation to bite it.
Thank goodness Sally was on her period today, otherwise I wouldn't have had my monthly Soft Taco Supreme.
by Tom Bishop July 19, 2011
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Soft Sax Strap

A strap used to take 50% weight off your sax (saxophone) gives your sax maximum comfort. comes with funny package
my soft sax strap is itchy
by Bill Winterbury December 12, 2009
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